Every Thursday Night @ Pyro
Competition Starts 9PM (Sign Ups 8PM) / Competition Fee: 20rmb (Per Team)
Got a steady hand? A free throw like Ray Allen? The liver of Elvis? Then
mayhap it be time to show the world (or Wudaokou) these majestic skills.
The origins of the ancient game of Beer Pong are hazy and unclear,
but many believe the game to have originated in
the Holy Land during the 1st Crusades, though instead of ping-pong
balls and cups, they used catapults full of burning pitch and
castles.
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In the modern day, Beer Pong has become one of the most exciting
and dynamic duo-disciplinary sports in the world, with many new
adherents swelling both the amateur and professional ranks yearly.
In terms of sheer grueling difficulty it has been compared to the
Biathlon, if the Biathlon was typically held down the side
of a black diamond Arctic volcano, and the targets you had to shoot were shooting
back.
Figure 1:
Six cups, arrayed for battle; the thermal exhaust port of the
seasoned Beer-Wing Pilot... |
Pyro Pizza brings Beer Pong to Wudaokou every Thursday night,
featuring an eight team elimination bracket on two regulation length
custom Pyro Pong tables, with a bottle of Absolut vodka going to the
winning team. See Pyro House Rules here.
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Coming Soon:
The Pyro Pong Leader Board: Chart your team's standings week to week on the Pyro Pong Leader Board. Prizes for Mid and End of Semester Place Winners.
Figure 2:
The three main weapons in the arsenal of the Beer Pong Sensei,
the arc shot or Sputnik, the fastball or "dead-eye", and the bounce
or "bastard" shot. |
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CHRIS "WOOD" HOLLY
With awe-inspiring ball-handling skills, an iron-clad right hand,
and the stamina of an ox; once the juices get flowing he'll spank
you from the other side of the table with his trademark split-finger
grip.
Pyro Pizza is proud to have Chris Holly as the Official Host
of Pyro Pong. | |
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